Friday, January 10, 2020


So Iran has admitted to “unintentionally” shooting down Flight PS752.

            Baloney. Bollocks. Balderdash. How many synonyms for “Bullshit” are there?

            How does one “unintentionally” shoot down a civilian aircraft in one’s own airspace, just taken off from one’s own central airport in the capital? How does one mistake a big civilian plane just taken off from Tehran airport as “enemy aircraft”.

            “Well the pilot swerved off course when his engine caught fire and into the missile defense, path and one thing followed the other, and you know. . .”

            I’ll give you a better explanation: you make this kind of error when you’re the kind of trigger happy goon who joins the Revolutionary Guard.

            I’ll offer you another theory, that verges on the conspiratorial, but makes a shit-ton of sense to me all the same:

            Sixty three of the 176 innocents aboard were Canadian citizens of Iranian origin. From what we can gather, they seemed the cream of society’s crop. Students, doctors, intellectuals, children. . . people far too good for Theocracy. Didn’t it drive the Ayatollah crazy that all these bright people chose to be Canadian rather than stay behind and serve their rat-bag regime?

            I can’t prove it. But it definitely makes sense to me.

            (And this doesn’t let that orange slug down south off the hook either: that petulant little boy who loves his big, long, thick missiles, and doesn’t give a moment’s thought to the consequences of his actions. What cans? What worms?)


At the very least, I can copy and paste some of their names:

Ardalan Ebnoddin Hamidi Kamyar Ebnoddin Hamidi Niloofar Razzaghi Hossein (Daniel) Saket Fatemeh (Faye) Kazerani Naser Pourshaban Oshibi Firouzeh Madani Ayeshe Pourghaderi Fatemah Pasavand Delaram Dadashnejad Mehran Abtahi Roja Omidbakhsh
Mojgan Daneshmand Pedram Mousavi Daria Mousavi Dorina Mousavi Shekoufeh Choupannejad Saba Saadat Sara Saadat Arash Pourzarabi Pouneh Gorji Arshia Arbabbahrami Nasim Rahmanifar Kasra Saati Amir Hossein Saeedinia Elnaz Nabiyi
Bahareh Hajesfandiari Mohammad Mahdi Sadeghi Anisa Sadeghi Farzaneh Naderi Nozhan Sadr Forough Khadem Amirhossein Ghassemi
Parisa Eghbalian Reera Esmaeilion Evin Arsalani Kurdia Molani Hiva Molani Hamid Setareh Kokab Samira Bashiri Mohammad Salehe Zahra Hasani Mohammadhossein Asadi Lari Zeynab Asadi Lari Zahra Naghibi Mohammad Abbas Pourghaddi Mahdieh Ghassemi Arsan Niazi Arnica Niazi Iman Ghaderpanah Parinaz Ghaderpanah Saharnaz Haghjoo Elsa Jadidi Suzan Golbabapour Faraz Falsafi Alina Tarbhai Afifa Tarbhai Ghanimat Azhdari Hadis Hayatdavoudi Mojtaba (Suresh) Abbasnezhad Asghar Dhirani Neda Sadighi Bahareh Karamimoghadam (Karami) Pedram Jadidi Maya Zibaie Shadi Jamshidi Alireza Pey Ghazal Nourian Milad Nahavandi Sajedeh Saraiean Mansour Pourjam Fareed Arasteh Roja Azadian Mehraban Badiei Alma Oladi Saeed Kashani Fereshteh Maleki Amir Moradi Farhad Niknam Faraz Falsafi Arad Zarei Mahsa Amirliravi Mohsen Salahi Sheyda Shadkhoo Sadaf Hajiaghavand Sahand Sadeghi Sophie Emami Alvand Sadeghi Milad Ghasemi Ariani Siavash Maghsoudlou Estarabadi Mehdi Eshaghian Iman Aghabali Mansour Esfahani Marzieh (Mari) Foroutan
Masoumeh Ghavi Mandieh Ghavi Sharieh (Sheri) Faghihi Fatemeh Mahmoodi Maryam Malek

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